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MLP: FiM
Comedy
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TWhere the Sun Don't Shine
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After taking her first bath in a thousand years, Luna discovers that her cutie mark has been a horrible lie. It turns out she isn't Princess of the Moon after all. In fact, she's actually Princess of Uranus. But is Uranus ready for this?
Celestia
Luna
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EA Blessing in Disguise
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
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Main 6
Changelings
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EChuckle
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Pinkie Pie is ready for a brand new day.
Pinkie
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EThis Holiday is Going to be Perfect
MLP: FiM
Comedy
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Chrysalis
Changelings
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EⒷⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!
Sweetie Belle
Other
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EA Twilight Sparkle Story
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
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Fluttershy
Twilight
Discord
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TAbracadaver
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Completing Starswirl the Bearded's final spell may have had some unindeaded—er, UNINTENDED consequences.
Twilight
Spike
Main 6
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EChangeling: The Movie
MLP: FiM
Comedy
"Dear Princess Celestia, as your (former) most faithful student, I feel I have to warn you that this is probably a trap. Chrysalis cannot possibly be serious about this. Why would anyone, much less her, want to shoot a documentary on us?"
Twilight
Chrysalis
Changelings
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EMy Little Dissie
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Tragedy
What would Discord do if Discord found an extraordinarily charming and refined baby Discord in a box? Discord Discord the Discord Discord.
Discord
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EUpon Reflection
MLP: FiM
Dark
Slice of Life
When a million other realities are just a magic mirror away, Twilight does have to wonder what makes her own so special.
Twilight
Spike
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