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Afternoon time wasters

September 11th, 2008Respond

Bossip: Laila Ali gave birth to a baby boy
Drunken Stepfather: Sienna Miller hides from the paparazzi
Bastardly: Leighton Meester vs Emmy Rossum
CityRag: Naked celebs for PETA
Celebslam: Alec Baldwin has a temper

Celebitchy: Shannen Doherty won’t do more eps of 90210
ASL: Matthew McConaughey does diaper duty
BWE: Michael Phelps and a Sunset Tan girl…
CS: Lindsay Lohan on the set …

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Quantum of Solace and time wasters

September 11th, 2008Respond

Hollywood Rag: The bra bus
Lossip: Drake Bell to perform in Mexico City
CNW: Brooke Hogan votes for God
Flisted: Adriana Lima doesn’t mind teasing

WIMB: Kirsten Dunst doesn’t know Adam
Yeeeah: Gemma Atkinson goes Nuts
Attuworld: 10 hilarious pet ads
DRW (Site NSFW): Christina Ricci doesn’t follow the utilitarian doctrine

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Afternoon time wasters

September 10th, 2008Respond

Bossip: Crazy mother gets life for microwaving baby
Drunken Stepfather: Christina Milian in a slutty dress
Bastardly: Evangeline Lilly at the Wrestler premiere
CityRag: Shirley Manson plays a Terminator

Asylum: Great moments in political punditry
Celebitchy: Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s secret love code
Popoholic: Eva Mendes got back
Holy Taco: Dogs are better than girls at zero gravity
CoEd: Man vs Fence - …

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Morning time wasters

September 10th, 2008Respond

Pajiba: The Fringe isn’t the X-Files, honest
Hollywood Rag: Heidi Klum’s tight butt jeans sparkle
WIMB: Joe Francis didn’t even survive the pre-rounds for The Apprentice
DH: Jennifer Aniston: Half full or half empty?

Celebparasite: Brody Douchebag is dating a Playmate
HB: Tori Spelling is now a #1 NY Times best selling author
Lainey: A bitch’s many faces
Celebwarship: Stop paying attention …

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How to Lose Friends and afternoon time wasters

September 9th, 20081 comment

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Bossip: Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear up for grabs on eBay
Drunken Stepfather: Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus in a lesbian pedophile fantasy
Celebslam: Kelly Osbourne slapped a ho
Popoholic: Emmanuelle Chriqui is fashionable
Celebitchy: Mischa Barton admits she went to rehab

SOW: Variety said The Fringe is a let …

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Afternoon time wasters

September 8th, 2008Respond

What a great tribute to Bernie Mac and Isaacy Hayes…

Bossip: Serena Williams makes it rain on them hoes
Drunken Stepfather: Vanessa Hudgens trying to be hot
Celebitchy: Gary Coleman in an altercation
Bastardly: Rihanna performs in latex again

CityRag: Beyonce nipple slip birthday party
Popoholic: Rachel Bilson is cute
SOW: What happened to Christina Aguilera
Cameltap: Malillany Marin does a bikini shoot

Holy …

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Morning time wasters

September 8th, 2008Respond

Pajiba: Bangkok Dangerous - You mean, he’s not deaf anymore? Warning: Spoiler
WIMB: Winona Ryder looks like a monster
Hollywood Rag: The Lingerie Bowl smash party
Lainey: The triathlon body

UseMyComputer: Christina Ricci does Conde Nast
DRW (Site NSFW): Ashley Tisdale whores it up at the VMAs
Yeeeah: Sarah Palin wants you to shut up
CNW: Maybe it’s good for her vocal …

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Jerry Seinfeld shills Microsoft and time wasters

September 5th, 2008Respond

I’m still not buying a Mac no matter how much this commercial sucks.

Celebitchy: Jerry Seinfeld made a terrible Microsoft ad
Bossip: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett caught giving each other tongue action
Drunken Stepfather: Brody Jenner’s mom is in a bikini
Celebslam: Caroline D’Amore went to the beach

Asylum: Playboy Playmates - Where are they now?
Lainey: Ghetto tits and …

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