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Sam and Lindsay to marry?

September 10th, 20087 comments

Lindsay Lohan

Samantha Ronson announced to party-goers at the Chateau Marmont club in LA that “by the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson” and “tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” The news suggests that Sam and LIndsay Lohan are planning to marry at the end of the year.

Lending more credence to the sapphic relationship is the interview Lindsay gave to Marie Claire. “Samantha had some stars so I had some done as well. I am very happy. She is a fantastic person who has a great influence on everyone around her.”

Whatever. Lindsay will be over Samantha by this time next year. Lindsay never went to college to experiment with girls so she needs to get this out of her system. She’s kind of taking this too far though. Her vagina is probably screaming at her for penis. Every night it yells, “For the love of god, feed me!,” and every time Lindsay, startled, looks around to see who said that.

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pennwood | September 12th, 2008 6:07 am

I’ll believe it when I see it ….

 
Sir Jimmy | September 12th, 2008 12:09 am

She looks like Topher Grace’s little brother.Sir Jimmy

 
Jen | September 11th, 2008 7:43 am

Why does Samantha Ronson ALWAYS looks like she slept in her make up? And seriously, Lindsay’s face looks just a little dirty. It’s called Noxema, Linds.

 
blablabla | September 11th, 2008 6:05 am

I just threw up in my mouth looking at this picture. Fugly, fugly, fugly!

 
Rico | September 10th, 2008 12:27 pm

OMG!!She’s gorgeous!!

 
Ed the Sock | September 10th, 2008 12:15 pm

Lindsay’s vag is crying for penis? Don’t you think Mr. Sam is just wearing her out with a strap-on with the diameter of a two liter Coke bottle?! You know she is!

 
Jay | September 10th, 2008 12:52 pm

In all honesty, thats a woman??

 

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