Marijuana loving hippy Mischa Barton has reportedly split with her rock star boyfriend Taylor Locke, a member of the band Rooney, who make music for emo kids in middle school.

Mischa Barton and her rocker boyfriend Taylor Locke have broken up, a rep for Locke’s band confirms to PEOPLE. “They broke up recently,” a source adds. “It just didn’t work out.” Barton, 22, has been linked with Locke, the guitarist for Rooney, since the winter. Since they began dating, the former O.C. star has cheered on her beau from the audience and backstage at his band’s gigs.

Can’t hate too often on the pot smoking hipster chicks, so Mischa–if you find yourself in need of the cock this week, please e-mail us asap! You will be penciled in.

Sexy 21-year-old actress Emmy (Emmanuelle) Rossum showed off her luscious chest last night while posing for a glamour shot as she partied at Vogue & Tahari’s Cocktail social to celebrate another boutique opening in NYC. Sounds like more cake!

You can all but guarantee, with free booze and clothes for the taking, it’s rather easy to lure those hot, single and fairly wealthy girls to your event…bonus for higher intoxication levels! Now, all we’re waiting on is for you folks to install a camera in the ladies powder room, then eventually selling that hot footage to outlets like News Of The World!

Click on Emmy’s pic above for the HQ booby version!

Playboy slut Holly Madison slipped a nipple, which may not be very exciting [Drunken Stepfather]

Hot virgin chick auctioning off her cherry for Howard Stern’s show and attention [Asylum]

Eva Longoria shows off some bikini body for you [Celebslam]

Sexy British dame Emma Watson is thinking about moving to the good ol’ USA [Hollywire]

Heidi Klum looking sassy at some environmental event [Derek Hail]

Rapper Kanye West was arrested earlier for felony vandalism at LAX airport after attacking a TMZ photographer inside Terminal 4 while waiting for an American Airlines flight. One of the photogs was assaulted after Kanye grabbed him in police presence after learning he’d taped the melee…dumbass! Watch the video now released and added above!

Kanye West has just been arrested at LAX for felony vandalism. A still photographer was trying to take pics of Kanye at the American Airlines terminal. According to our guy on the scene, Kanye allegedly confronted the photog and smashed his camera to the ground.

Erik says he was at Terminal 4 (American Airlines) when he noticed a still photog taking several pictures of Kanye West. Erik says West rushed the photog and grabbed his camera. A struggle ensued and the still guy was screaming, “Police, help!” Erik says Kanye then took the still camera and threw it on the ground, breaking it into pieces.

Erik then went over to Kanye, his camera rolling, when Kanye’s body guard walked up to him, realized Erik was taping, and said, “Give me the camera, give me the camera.” Erik responded that he had a press pass and had a right to shoot. The assistant then grabbed the camera, ripped off the mic and viewfinder and smashed it to the ground.

Erik says Kanye then tried to leave to board his plane, but cops stopped him before he got to security. The cops then interviewed Erik, the still photog, Kanye and his assistant. This is where it gets crazy. The cops asked Erik if he videotaped the incident and Erik said he had. That’s when Kanye lunged toward him and said, “Give me the fucking videotape.” Cops had to restrain Kanye as he tried coming at Erik.

The videotape is on its way back to our offices. We will post shortly.

Damn. Kanye West is hard as fuck!

After Anna Nicole Smith’s child Dannielynn Hope was born 5 months before her death last February, one would assume that whoever the lucky DNA match was couldn’t possibly be fit (both mentally and economically) to raise a child. Well, that guy turned out to be Larry Birkhead, a strange looking ex-porn star living in Los Angeles who hit the jackpot after being awarded the child, shown above on the cover of Us Weekly at 2-years-old. Creepy! She’s a spitting image of mommy, that’s for sure.

On Dannielynn’s second birthday, Larry Birkhead opens up in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, about raising Anna Nicole Smith’s little girl and shares with Us his own family album of their time together. “When I take pictures of her she likes looking at them just like her mom did,” Birkhead tells Us. “Some days I think she looks just like her,” he says of the tot, who who turned 2 on Sept. 7.

It’s rather surprising Larry the weirdo-guy managed to raise his daughter successfully thus far. I’m guessing half the world expected her to end up a celebrity child servant somewhere deep in the South American jungles, paid for by a wealthy poppy plant growing pedo. Birkhead would obviously be long gone to some random safe country house with a new face and haircut at this point…if only little baby wasn’t extremely wealthy…courtesy of dead, gold-digging mom.

On screen you dirty pervs! Dakota Fanning’s controversial role in upcoming film Hounddog is finally making its way to the theaters on September 17th. The movie, a drama set in the American South, where a precocious, troubled girl (Fanning) finds a safe haven in the music and movement of Elvis Presley includes a scene in which Lewellen (played by Dakota) is raped by her playmate named Buddy.

The take doesn’t actually reveal any nudity, and was described by the director as “tastefully shot” amidst public scrutiny of the content, namely because Dakota is about 10 years of age…LOL. Watch the trailer above, and don’t expect much win from your $10 admission ticket next week!

Latina MILF Jessica Alba shows off her kinky side in a new ad for the political group Declare Yourself, appearing bound in tape and helpless in order to send a message that everyone should vote. Hell, I’ll get naked and run through the next televised candidate debate if Alba wants to keep getting naughty in more election ads!

“I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically,” says Alba. “People respond to things that are shocking.”

The dramatic image “really resonates” with the issue of voting, according to the 27-year-old star. “If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

DJ Samantha “Samuel” Ronson apparently plans to marry lesbian lover and critically acclaimed actress Lindsay Lohan after a drunken rant while performing a music set inside West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont hotel. Sounds like the bullshit flag is raised high, or simply a case of more fun with media outlets. I still wouldn’t mind watching a lesbo sex tape filmed by Lindsay and Sam, only to be “released” for our internet pleasure soon as either chick hits desperation for quick money!

Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.

Don’t hold your breath for that wedding day. Sex tape? Quite possibly better chances than a marriage.

Sassy bitch Jessica Biel went out to dinner last night wearing a hot see-through top (which we’ve enhanced for you with our awesome photoshop x-ray skills) showing off that bra as boyfriend Justin Timberlake led his hot piece of ass by hand to the getaway vehicle. The duo gorged on fatty entrees at Southern Hospitality in NYC, a restaurant owned by Timberlake himself! I can imagine him not tipping the waitstaff, just to be cool for his broad.

Either way, I’m sure Jessica wears whatever she pleases without balked orders from dude, partially due to the fact that her incline bench press exceeds two of him combined! That weight alone already beats Justin’s max push, which can’t be much more than his 110-pound body. More pictures of Biel’s bra-covered boobs exposed courtesy of translucent shirt await inside!
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Big-boobed blonde Jessica Simpson performed on today’s Good Morning America show in an outfit that revealed the pop star’s partially exposed ass in what NinjaDude.com classifies as a “rear upskirt” exposure! Jessica performed her latest country garbage that she calls music live on a NYC stage, offering nothing but the ass-flashing payoff for those who caught the exposure. Decent reward for those of you subjecting those poor ears to her music!

I suppose the only reason to go see a Jessica Simpson concert is to hope for a wardrobe malfunction, and to stare at her wonderful breasts. Do you think she needs to work on her buttox exercises a bit harder, or does that ass look just fine and delicious? I’d hit it, fo sho! Click the pic above for closer inspection of that booty.