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Aubrey Drake "BBL Drizzy" Graham (born "October's very own" on 10/24/1986), also known simply as Drake, is the type of nigga to claim to be a Canadian rap artist, media mogul, singer, and actor, hyping himself up as the type of "rap nigga to popularize R&B vibes and feelz" in hip hop. In reality, he a scam artist, specifically he the type of "nigga" to lose his N-word pass for trying to appropriate black culture, and lost it for good while rap-battling Rick Ross, Metro Boomin, and Kendrick Lamar, the last of whom literally eviscerated him for trying to start something.
In fact, Drake was born in a predominantly rich white community and only started acting black because it was "more swag" than just being a white guy who looked black on the outside. He a culture vulture. So in reality, Drake is simply nothing more than an actor. He also a simp. (Full article...)
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- ... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
- ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
- ... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
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- 1812 – Niels Bohr laid out the first Table of the Elements, containing less than half of the elements known today, but including most of the important ones such as Linoleum and Kryptonite.
- 1862 – American Civil War: David Farragut becomes the first United States Navy rear admiral, becoming the butt end of 'rear admiral' jokes for decades.
- 1945 – The Age of Large, Mutated Reptiles begins (pictured) when the United States successfully detonates a nuclear weapon, unleashing gigantic horrors upon the world (mostly Japan).
- 1972 – The Time Cubicle Theory is first developed. The lead theorist was certainly not on any sort of brutally mind-bending narcotics.
- 1994 – Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 collides with Jupiter and is sentenced to twenty space-years of probation for reckless endangerment and orbiting without a license.
- 2002 – Stephen Hawkins' dissertation on Modern Advances in Mathematical Theory suitably impresses the brunette in the fifth row, and they both retire to the library for a cozy study session and a quick bout of intercourse.
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