What if Earth Ponies had Ballistic Missiles during the Unification Era?
Written for the Thousand Words Contest III in the Comedy Category
Edited by EileenSaysHi
Preread by The Sleepless Beholder and Dewdrops on the Grass
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Thank goodness the wise and intelligent and totally cool with truffles Earth Ponies got the ballstats and not the Unicorns or Pegasi. Imagine how snooty Princess Platinum would be if she could blow you up at the press of a button.
Now she's just so much radioactive ash, just like Hurricane.
Pinkie Pie is definitely Puddinhead reincarnated.
Finally, the real tale of Hearth's Warming Eve.
Sounds about right!
Difficult times...
I see no flaws in that logic!
Of course!
Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.
By the power of terminal ballistics!
Honestly should be canon, ngl. Awesome story!
And that was the weak warhead version!
That could be shortened to EditSaysHi Sorry
11935792
Apology not accepted, ballstat inbound
Technology is cool, but in this case it's hot enough to turn all of their enemies into ash.
Onwards!
“But why?”
“You don’t ask chaos, why, Twilight. You just sit back and watch the fireworks. Sometimes literally.”
I saw the title and the first thing to pop into my head was Nanoha, actually
Whelp, you can't argue with that!