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Quotes
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[from trailer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard : Hah!
[He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ah!
Plankton : That ain't good.
[He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]
Patrick Star : They're beautiful.
[He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
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[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick Star : Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton : Isn't that your house?
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Patrick Star : SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick?
Patrick Star : Talk to me, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm seeing a bright light.
Patrick Star : [blocking the sun] Is this better?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Much. Thank you. But the discomfort I feel in my eyes is nothing compared to the shame I feel for letting down the Patty. For letting down Bikini Bottom.
Patrick Star : Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Patrick, we blew it as a team.
Patrick Star : Nope. This one's on you.
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[SpongeBob and the gang look around the beach in wonder]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Whoa! What is this place?
Mr. Krabs : I have a bad feeling about this.
[Patrick sees the foot of a sleeping beachgoer]
Patrick Star : Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [to the foot] Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the Krabby Patty?
Patrick Star : Hey! My friend is talking to you.
[He taps the foot several times]
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[Patrick looks at a girl holding an ice cream cone with three scoops]
Patrick Star : Where have you been all my life?
[He starts eating the girl's three scoops of ice cream]
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Patrick Star : What's the secret password?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Plankton : Uuuhhhh...
Patrick Star : Correct! It is you! SpongeBob!
[He greets SpongeBob with a flying tackle]
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[Patrick dangles off of the edge of a cliff while pelicans squawk at him]
Patrick Star : I want a new team! This one's broken!
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Patrick Star : FINLAND!
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Patrick Star : [Licking a picture of a Krabby Patty] Does anyone have a picture of some ketchup?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.
Plankton : Uh... Once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!
Patrick Star : Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to-
[Patrick is out like a light]
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[from TV spot]
SpongeBob SquarePants : We're putting a team together.
Patrick Star : Ooh, pick me!
SpongeBob SquarePants : To the surface!
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[Plankton launches an assault on the Krusty Krab by flying in on his airplane]
SpongeBob SquarePants : He's closing in!
Patrick Star : I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
[SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]
Patrick Star : Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!
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[from TV spot]
Patrick Star : Hey, I got feet!
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[from TV spot]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe, you should get that checked out.
Patrick Star : [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?
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Patrick Star : I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, hand me the potatoes.
Patrick Star : Mashed or scalloped?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Better make them... raw!
Patrick Star : Aye, aye, sir!
[Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]
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Patrick Star : Justice is best soft served.
[He launches the ice cream at Burger-Beard]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.
[Burger-Beard dodges and Patrick gets pummelled by his own ammunition]
Patrick Star : I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick why are you doing this?
Patrick Star : Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!
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Patrick Star : Hey! Where'd the pirate go?
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Patrick Star : Good morning, Squidward. I'll have the usual.
[a boat smashes through a window, leaving a big gaping hole in the Krusty Krab]
Patrick Star : With cheese.
Squidward Tentacles : [cowering behind the till] We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
Patrick Star : No more Krabby Patties? NO!
[With a poof of magic, Patrick is in appropriate apocalypse gear: a padded vest and a hammer strapped to his head]
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Patrick Star : Come on, Tummy. It's gonna be a long day.
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Squidward Tentacles : Not much legroom in here.
Patrick Star : Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet...