62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say
[Photo: Garry Knight]
1. Hold on guys, I just need to nip into M&M’s World.
2. Six minutes till the next tube? Seems fine.
3. Cor blimey, guv’nor, would you Adam and Eve it!
4. Is it just me or are taxi prices getting cheaper?
5. House party in Upminster? I’m there!
6. The cable car’s shut? How the hell am I meant to get to work now?
7. You know what they should turn this into? Some luxury flats.
8. With so many restaurants to choose from in Soho, I’m sure we won’t have a problem getting a table.
9. Oooh, take a look at that beautiful pigeon.
10. I’ve got pole vaulting class tonight, then I’m meeting the dressage lads for a pint – and to think, it’s all thanks to the Olympic Games!
11. You can tell somewhere’s about to get really cool when people start visiting from Essex.
12. I need a party outfit and fast. Get me to Cyberdog!
13. That slice of pizza I had in Camden market took me right back to the Tuscan countryside. Belissimo!
14. So we need to take the light blue line, then the red line…
15. Amazing – I genuinely thought that guy was a real statue!
16. Tayyabs has got nothing on Masala Zone.
17. London’s museums are great, but the entry fees are a bit steep.
18. I love Canary Wharf. It’s just got that vibe, you know?
19. Boris is alright, but lets face it, he’s no George Osborne.
20. Yes, person with clipboard and overly sincere grin, I actually have several minutes to talk with you about the crisis facing Polynesian iguanas!
21. There’s some great new street art near my flat – have you heard of Banksy?
22. It’s a free country, and as far as I’m concerned, people can stand wherever the hell they want on escalators.
23. If only there was somewhere serving a decent burger in this town!
24. Let’s just go for a quick six pints and a Big Mac and a 90-minute night bus home.
25. Well, we were meant to go to Wetherspoons, but it was so busy, we ended up at this cool new bar round the corner.
26. That’s it – I’m moving to Manchester.
27. I’ve got literally no opinion on this weather.
28. I’m sober. And I’m getting in a rickshaw.
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29. Sure, Leicester Square’s cinemas are pricy, but oh, the glamour!
30. I’m just off to the Harrods food court to do the weekly shop.
31. Wait, ‘We Will Rock You’ is… closing? Gutted.
32. Isn’t it depressing how no-one ever talks to you on public transport?
33. Damn these non-bending buses! Damn them all to hell!
34. And that one there is actually going to be all affordable housing! God bless the council, sticking up for the little guy.
35. I heard this fantastic new track on some kid’s mobile phone last night.
36. You’re quite right Mr Cyclist – that red light doesn’t apply to you, on you go. I wasn’t using that leg anyway.
37. I’m only staying for one, I’ve got to drive home after this.
38. I’ve checked the map – the quickest way is just to walk through the Blackwall Tunnel.
39. The best thing about this area is all the people like me that have moved here.
40. For God’s sake, if you don’t press the DOOR OPEN button, then the DOOR is obviously not going to OPEN!
41. The more people that move to my area, the cooler it gets.
42. Post a picture of my brunch on Instagram? What on earth for?
43. Quick! Get a photo of me in this red phone box!
44. Funny story: the house was so cheap, we actually bought two!
[Photo: Garry Knight]
45. Best wait for the lights to change before we cross.
46. It’s a scorcher out there – fancy a refreshing dip in the Thames?
47. I’m going to go home after work so I can have dinner before I go to the pub.
48. I’m too skint for proper beer – I’ll just have a pint of the craft stuff instead.
49. That cabbie had no idea where he was going, but at least his political opinions were well-informed and rationally delivered.
50. Get a lungful of that air!
51. There’s nothing more relaxing than a meandering stroll down Oxford Street.
52. It’s my birthday – see you at the Trocadero for laser tag and Slush Puppies!
53. I really think burritos could be the next big thing – just watch this space.
54. God, I miss the Swiss Centre. So many magical memories…
55. And because the gig is in the middle of a park, they can play as long and as loud as they want!
56. LBC really restores your faith in the education and decency of your fellow man.
57. Lie-sesster Square.
58. Cat café? Not interested.
59. So glad I chose to fly from Stansted – cheaper and more convenient to get to.
60. I’m so sick of these Kensington hipsters.
61. Amazing news, you guys! This weekend, BUSES REPLACE TRAINS!
62. The Northern line? More like the AWESOME line.
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A bit of Friday fun from us here at @TimeOutLondon Towers: 62 Things You’ll Never Hear A Londoner Say http://t.co/GuLeG0reaC
“Six minutes till the next tube? Seems fine.” Here’s some other things you’ll never hear a Londoner say.. http://t.co/f2zGMSnl7d
Sums up London perfectly! 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/vHJhAbGRVN
62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say – some are real gems http://t.co/Yn5vsUILDW Happy Friday @TimeOutLondon
I can’t even pick a favorite. http://t.co/z3vxzSWa3r
If you’re from London and have too much time on your hands, this is actually quite funny (ht @JimmyBobJunior) http://t.co/amxWEz5nyp
Chortle. 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say, via Time Out. Although I *do* kinda miss the Swiss Centre… http://t.co/Z1BHHqlkGT
Hmmmmmm… after spending 13 of the last 18 years here I can’t possibly relate to any of these http://t.co/jmq5E0SdcQ
Nail on head http://t.co/vWRysjKcwj
RT @holland_tom: “God, I miss the Swiss Centre,” & 61 other things Londoners never say: http://t.co/ZpGUGuGkqs H/t @TimeOutLondon
Life in #London. #londoners #lol http://t.co/4i5pCTOk0b
@tomOdaighre Number 26: http://t.co/pYleSRGLXF
62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/R5n2JkEwTv we like nr 43. Quick! Get a photo of me in this red phone box! #london
Things a Londoner would never say – “I heard this fantastic new track on some kid’s mobile phone last night.” http://t.co/G5JEmeuBVp
RT @mistry: “I love Canary Wharf. It’s just got that vibe, you know?” http://t.co/8ltB3FCYDq
This is great @TimeOutLondon have out-BuzzFeeded BuzzFeed! http://t.co/BSBtcCv9xt
Hahaha. Makes me glad to be back in London… http://t.co/rM92A9wCGk #truth #londonlife
Amazing news, you guys! This weekend, BUSES REPLACE TRAINS! http://t.co/KWgxUNETuO #london
Ahaha loved it. Tweets of my favs coming RT @TimeOutLondon 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/w3VepygMuc
“11. You can tell somewhere’s about to get really cool when people start visiting from Essex.” @TimeOutLondon http://t.co/w3VepygMuc
“18. I love Canary Wharf. It’s just got that vibe, you know? ” @TimeOutLondon http://t.co/w3VepygMuc
“22. It’s a free country..people can stand wherever the hell they want on escalators” MORE LIKE RAAWR @TimeOutLondon http://t.co/w3VepygMuc
“56. LBC really restores your faith in the education and decency of your fellow man” @TimeOutLondon http://t.co/w3VepygMuc
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This is so absolutely accurate……….62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/RoM4fwzQhK #london #truth
Love this list – so true! Whoever says these are a total newbie! 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/jTY0RqqeAr #londoner
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RT @moominjess: This literally just made my life
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“I love Canary Wharf. It’s just got that vibe, you know?” And 62 other things you’ll never hear a Londoner say… http://t.co/aKLq8Ncqoa
http://t.co/TGF9rakhye 12, 52 and 68 haha
Reading this and missing MY city: 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say @TimeOutLondon http://t.co/XhrYxPEFwr
Fun for Friday: RT “@DavidMentiply: 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/qroM7kPfE8”
Things you’ll never hear a Londoner say… http://t.co/HqkjqNTuWR
Someone got paid to come up with this, right? It’s shit. I’m not trolling, it really annoys me that with all the hardship in this world some pr**k can earn a living sitting on their arse writing this sort of undergraduate tat. Number 62, for example. Just read it out loud. What kind of witless c*** thinks that’s a funny thing to say?
@TheDivineMissEm @crow1966 I have sent this pls read http://t.co/EeINOffYQZ
Brilliant! http://t.co/6OXYIZF49o
@ediblecode number 26
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Funnily enough @timeoutlondon I do: “18. I love Canary Wharf.” Who needs Soho when you can live in Gattaca. http://t.co/vhJqLTMJX7
Bahaha. 6 mins for a tube gahhhhhhhhhh 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/oQeFoWOHyH
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#london #British #Blimey
“Amazing news, you guys! This weekend, BUSES REPLACE TRAINS!”
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Haha thats good “@ZASaunders: 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/tJ4FtN3lIf <so true!”
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Friday night click-bait? Yes please! Especially number 56…
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Hilarious http://t.co/T4eF0VRqEs
RT @CamillaRoseJ: Love this from @TimeOutLondon… 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say! – http://t.co/VSzfaudLnI
“Oooh, take a look at that beautiful pigeon” and other things Londoners will never say (all true) http://t.co/UPeoz7tJqR
@McKelvie ahhh.. No. 24 might apply in this situation.. http://t.co/tirhIDKtke
RT @papertimelady: 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say: http://t.co/4eu9ngPg9r “Funny story: the house was so cheap, we actually bou…
What have you got against We Will Rock You? You godless will burn in hell! XD
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58 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/wLmQk0QHpt
Soooo good!! No. 61 “Amazing news, you guys! This weekend, BUSES REPLACE TRAINS!” http://t.co/0WXo1sUkEA
63. There don’t appear to be any Pret A Mangers near by
I HOPE WHOEVER WROTE THIS DIES
Tayyabs is still the queens head pub to me
Very funny! I have said get a lungful of that air though, it’s great to come back from holiday and feel like you’re back in London, when you smell that lovely pollution
This made me laugh lots. Especially 22, 25, 40, 45 & 61. Things you’ll never hear a Londoner say: http://t.co/ehh2xNo4FN
“@Sumaiyaaablogs: 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/gzi90XqUX1”
62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say
#London
“The Northern line? More like the AWESOME line”
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Pretty accurate 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say – Now. Here. This. – Time Out London – http://t.co/5unFzqp8Ux
Ahhhh, life. 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/4hHH5FWzj8
62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say…. http://t.co/UnAhy52hJ4
62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/CBznYRahTb Lovin’ Nr 9 and 40
“58. Cat café? Not interested.”
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Back in London-town after a brief holiday up in Harrogate. Missed all the beautiful pigeons http://t.co/BvSSAOlIdn #london
Love this via @jennyck http://t.co/hb6SMd3RBK
62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/y7wv98no0L made me giggle a lot but 26 is a bit mean
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thanks.
Ahaha very true @absls66…. #8 made me giggle too RT “62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/8HUy7B2507”
RT @robblackie: 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say – truly love this http://t.co/qIKA2RjrHa
48. I’m too skint for proper beer – I’ll just have a pint of the craft stuff instead http://t.co/gLZ6lxA1R5
36. You’re quite right Mr Cyclist – that red light doesn’t apply to you, on you go. I wasn’t using that leg anyway http://t.co/p2TrIdQVLM
Awww.. My poor Northern line http://t.co/GIFSOkMIRs
Hilarious RT @TimeOutLondon: 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/tPlfKoZcbH #lol
Two things: firstly, I adore pigeons; second, what’s happening to the Polynesian iguanas??
Thanks @alexhamptonn for sharing this http://t.co/urU4VUcqv7. Number 26
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Number 49!!
#BookNow or this could happen to you!! “With so many restaurants to choose from in #Soho, I’m sure we won’t have… http://t.co/Ff9fllF8fg
@Duds_Frozzen http://t.co/xfuIg40RIW
4, 7, EIGHT, 9, 13, 18, 22, 26, 32, 37, 43, 45, 49, 51 SURE, 57, 59 SUUURE hahaha yep, I’m this kind of londoner
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“@boozyrouge: True, except for 30 which I have done #shame http://t.co/mzHCqPzDvE” and I’ve heard myself say no. 14 oops !!
@doddfather82 http://t.co/Em2qKUwd0s
Things you’ll never hear a Londoner say! http://t.co/oAH29otwFj
61 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say via @timeoutlondon http://t.co/Tyvmhjo2aT
No 1- I’ve actually said- on a date (awkward.) Any takers for 52?? http://t.co/7Cy91q2ZbC
6⃣2⃣ things you’ll never hear a Londoner say
this shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did http://t.co/r1w4e7bbOR
“@TimeOutLondon: 62 things you’ll never hear a Londoner say http://t.co/U0Bqdds4p7” So true!
sorry am i missing something here? Not funny, in fact lame beyond belief
That’s it- I’m moving to Manchester… Said no Londoner ever
I wouldn’t worry about what people get paid to do, mate. And as for sitting on their arse to do it – that’s one of the things their arse is for; hadn’t you noticed?
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