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Relationship/ Max Videos

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These videos are about relationships or have Max in them, sadly yes we did break up.

These videos are about relationships or have Max in them, sadly yes we did break up.
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    Make or Break Relationship Moments

    by JennaMarbles 10,253,705 views

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    Woah hey what are you doing here? Is this the Matrix? If so then I can just go ahead and check "owning a floor length leather jacket" off my bucket list. Sick. Anyways though, if I'm in the Matrix, then so are you, and I suppose that wouldn't change the contents of our conversation (which is totally one sided at the moment, are you even going to say anything!? Gee golly gosh jellybean). But yeah this video is about that little moment that usually happens at some point when you are getting to know someone, at least in my experience, even if it's a friend, that either turns you completely off from them or you decide that they are el chupacabra or whatever that word is. Hopefully you habla espanol or else we're all in trouble because there are spiders in this banana field where our car broke down and if you don't espeako the spanisho to that hombre over there WE WILL NEVER GET OUT AND THE SPIDERS ARE GOING TO EAT US! (that actually happened to me in Costa Rica when I was in like 7th grade, I digress). Some make or break relationship moments for me include finding out someone doesn't floss their teeth, cut their toenails, have a baby koala farm, are a model... airplane, have two dicks, or perhaps three dicks, have two vaginas, or pee out of their belly button among other things. I've been getting a lot of smack talking about the quidditch comment and yes I do sort of agree, and you know I love me some Harry Potter like there is no tomorrow, but homie that shit is not a sport. Sorry. You run around on brooms and it is so weird. It's a game, can we at least settle on that? Game, yes, sport, LOL FUCK NO. I am almost 1000% positive that your make or break relationship moments are different than mine, maybe a little more true to life, but hopefully this video makes you realize that they are in fact real moments. Maybe write them down in a diary so then you can laugh at all the funny ones when you're old and have no idea where you are but you're high off happy pills and everyone is super nice but you're bored of playing scrabble that day because you already played like six games with Larry and you want another fun activity to do. You know, leave yourself some options. If a spaceship was made out of marshmallows, oh boy would you need a big graham cracker!

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    Fuck This Piece of Shit Video/We Draw Things

    by JennaMarbles 5,420,076 views

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    Fucking fail. All over the place.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/IanH is where smosh's better funnier drawings are.




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    My Favorite Dance Moves

    by JennaMarbles 9,475,945 views

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    Drunk Christmas Tree Decorating

    by JennaMarbles 5,641,232 views

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    Hey my sweet baby angel mouses, this week I really wanted to put up my christmas tree so I did, but I got kind of drunk. Apparently being a grown up turned out to be pretty weird? Things that also got placed in my tree include a dope ass disguise mask, kermit's santa costume, and a fucking useless $2 bill that someone gave to me as change and then the next day i realized what it was and was PISSED. Now it just sits on my mantle, it's cool. I just wanted to buy a lollipop with it, you know? Also, during this whole video some guy was sexting Courtney the whole time, get it girl. Yes also it is true that Max and I broke up, it's pretty sad. But you don't have to be sad because we're friends, we just needed to break up for now and if we are meant to be together I'm sure we will. Will you bring me some ice cream and we can hang out together and talk about polar bears and stuff? That would be really fun, I would like it a lot. So would Marbles, Kermit will probably be doing his own thing because he cray. You guys, I also ate taco bell immediately followed by regret. Who knows where spaceships go? Aliens. Who knows where aliens are? Kittens.




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    Zap Singing

    by JennaMarbles 4,407,531 views

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    Link to video of guy shock singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mao7lRVMgKc&list=PL47B35790AF­A2A021&index=29&feature=plcp



    Hey there sparkle mouses, it's raining outside my house right now and guess what it sounds like? Pee pee. At least it doesn't sound like poop, or someone peeing out their butt. This week I wanted to do something that would give me the lols because I'm fucking selfish, you know? Sometimes you gotta just be like, hey internet I know you like cool videos that make you laugh but I want to laugh. Right meow. In this case it just so happened to include me getting shocked many many times and now my finger feels weird. Should I see a doctor? Haha doctors are for cats. Anyways Max and I actually sang a bunch of songs and zapped each other with these little gun lighter things that we found at the liquor store up the street, the guy who works there is our friend. His name is Sam. Hi Sam. Sam keeps these gun lighters right in front of the cash register so when you're going to check out you just automatically pick them up and are like, hey oh my god look at this awesome toy I want to play with it while I wait in line, and then you look at Sam and you're all like, nothing bad is going to happen if I pull this trigger right Sam and he's all like, no no hunny try it it's really cool, so I do and get my finger zapped in front of lots of people in the store and feel weird after I yelp in pain. I figured I would just do that same thing whilst singing songs in front of the internet. Then I bought a juice and some snacks and was like, see you later Sam and he was like bye hunny. He's really nice you should visit him. Nice people are nice. Marbles is a firework. Titties are excellent pillows. Jenga is a noisy game. One two three four hey everybody look at that German Shepard with his ass in that guy's face. NASA funds individuals to paint cool little spaceships on other peoples' nails and then instagram them and send them directly to Zuckerberg as long as there's a small "fuck yourself" somewhere on each nail.

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    My Epic Halloween Costume

    by JennaMarbles 5,590,190 views

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    In this video I describe and show how I made our unbelievably epic Halloween Costumes. I was always Britney Spears in the past, but I decided I didn't want to be half naked and that I wanted to light the fuck up, like a beacon of Jesus rainbow light sparkling in the night. We decided to be Chaz Michael Michaels and Jimmy Macelroy from Blades of Glory (although North and South Korea was a close second place, come on you would have laughed so hard if we did that. There's always next year). We wanted to be the ones at the end when they light up and do the Iron Lotus, if you have not seen this movie you are just missing out on life.

    These costumes were made from Thursday morning through Saturday afternoon. We spent the day Thursday getting all of the materials so we wound up with about a 48 hour total construction time for both costumes. I sewed both body suits from scratch with fabric that I bought at a fabric store on Thursday night from around 7pm until the early hours of the morning and Max hand drew all of the designs on both. He cut the lights out of the tutus and glued on some rhinestones and we took a nap for about 3 hours before starting again Friday morning. On Friday I constructed both collars, belts, and four boot covers all from fabric and foam while Max put the lights into both suits and glued rhinestones on everything. On saturday morning I sewed our arm covers and made final finishing touches before getting out the door at 5pm to make it to our Halloween party. We put our iPhones into our belts with Rave apps on them (I literally just went to the app store and looked up "rave," anything that would light up and look cool, we actually wound up choosing two different ones) and we looked fucking boss.

    Aside from ending up with two ridiculously cool costumes, we won Best Couple Costume at the party and got this really cool mexican tile with a skeleton bride and groom which I thought it was an awesome prize. I hope this video inspires you to say "fuck yourself Halloween costume store" and make something on your own. Even if you get a hot glue gun and some safety pins you can surely make yourself an epic costume. Also, titties.

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    I Do My Boyfriend's Makeup

    by JennaMarbles 9,644,347 views

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    My Boyfriend Does My Makeup Tag

    by JennaMarbles 14,380,774 views

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    Text Message Decoder

    by JennaMarbles 12,149,691 views

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    ****** SERIOUS NOTE: Do not call the phone number listed!!!!! It is a real working number and they are asking me to take the video down if you guys don't stop calling it. RIP video if you guys don't stop. For serious.

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    Dope Handshake

    by JennaMarbles 2,354,508 views

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