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Quips and quotes: June 29 2013

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20th June, 2013
“Congrats to NZ kids on raising their nat stands by 1.7 per cent, plus or minus 8 per cent.” – Dave Armstrong on Twitter. “Over the weekend Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had a baby girl, or as they call it, a spin-off.” – Craig Ferguson. “Kim was in labour for six hours, thus marking the first time the words Kardashian and labour have ever been used together in the same sentence.” – Jay Leno. “The forceps of our minds are clumsy things and crush the truth a little in the course ...

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