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Looks Like Bella and Edward's Most Passionate Moment Will Be Filmed, After All

Bill Condon, director of the highly-anticipated Twilight: Breaking Dawn, tweeted the first photo from the set yesterday, pictured. What appears to be just a pretty arm is much, much more: Breaking Dawn, as Twi-hards know, was reportedly banned from some middle schools for its explicit content. Namely, SPOILER: A honeymoon on Isle Esme, with sex so violent and amazing, Bella and Edward destroy the bed and the pillows! Feathers - pictured - are everywhere! So, is this Condon's way of confirming that the biting, pillow-destroying sex will, in fact, be filmed? Good news for fans, in that case! But that hand model must be pissed she wasn't called in for this shot. [Twitter via Movieline]

Children Who Sang Chorus on 'Another Brick in the Wall' May Have Nabbed Their Own Movie

Andy Harries, producer of The Damned United, is planning a movie based around the schoolchildren who sang on the 1979 Pink Floyd track "Another Brick in the Wall," and their maverick teacher. His pretty-good one-sentence selling point? "It's Dead Poets Society meets School of Rock." The producer has thus far optioned the life story of the aforementioned music teacher - who arrived at a London public school in the seventies, had his class sing "Another Brick in the Wall," and subsequently got fired - and Steve Thompson is writing the script for BBC Films. However, "Harries admits he hasn't got the rights to the song yet," which seems pretty vital here. [Deadline]

How's Tim Burton's Twitter-Written Story Going?

As part of a project related to the now-traveling retrospective exhibition of Tim Burton’s work, the director announced last week that he wants Twitter users to write his next story, which might be turned into a script for an upcoming Burton film. Burton began the story with the line, "Stainboy, using his obvious expertise, was called in to investigate mysterious glowing goo on the gallery floor," and anyone who wants to continue the tale tweets the next sentence and adds the hashtag #BurtonStory. We feared Stainboy's story might quickly devolve into a sordid, typo-laden mess, but it looks like people are taking the game pretty seriously so far. Last we checked, the aforementioned goo was a scary, living thing, but Stainboy had "found himself in the arms of a robot," who's "completely unphased" by the evil goo, and the goo had "all but given up." Johnny Depp had better be ready to play Stainboy, but who will play the goo? [Twitter]

Movie Review: Tangled is No Big Deal, But Still a Goofy Good Time

Mandy Moore voices Rapunzel and Zachary Levi her bratty bandit boyfriend

The latest animated 3-D Disney movie Tangled isn’t as dryly subversive as one of those great old “Fractured Fairy Tales” on Rocky and Bullwinkle, but it has a similar vibe—of people goofing on the Brothers Grimm and having a jolly time. The fairy tale in this case is “Rapunzel,” the heroine (voiced by Mandy Moore) a princess shut up in the high tower of a castle by a bogus mother (Donna Murphy) who stole her as an infant for the rejuvenating power of her long tresses. It’s a full-scale musical, too. Early on, Rapunzel sings a ditty called “When Will My Life Begin?” that recounts how she spends her days and nights, and though it’s awfully sprightly for a lifelong shut-in, Moore has a supple voice, the staging is amusing, and the tune (by Alan Menken) is catchy. Rapunzel has a little chameleon named Pascal with huge eyes that perches on her shoulders and gets a few good reaction shots. I can’t help liking a movie with chameleon reaction shots.

"I've got scars and lumps and bruises/plus something here that oozes." »

Dueling Reviews: David Edelstein Takes on a Dissenter on Lena Dunham's Tiny Furniture

Editor’s note: Late last week, a small intergenerational fracas erupted in our offices. Film critic David Edelstein and “Agenda” movies editor Miranda Siegel had sharply differing opinions about Tiny Furniture, Lena Dunham’s film about post-collegiate anomie, and the conversation was spirited (and entertaining) enough that we asked the two of them to have it out on Vulture.

David: Miranda—thanks for joining me here. I dragged my feet when it came time to write about Tiny Furniture because, rightly or wrongly—possibly both—I have been struck by the indignation of certain segments of the audience when I pan films reckoned beyond my realm of experience. I don’t get Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, the charge goes, because I’m not in my twenties. I cannot possibly understand Precious because I’m not African-American and a woman and a poor Harlemite and a rape victim and an AIDS sufferer. I was irritated by Tiny Furniture because I’m not a female of the mumblecore generation. (Paradoxically, I liked Sideways too much because I was a less-than-svelte fortysomething alcoholic critic who’d have died happy if someone like Virginia Madsen ever took an interest in me.)

I think a work of art must transcend individual experience and touch a larger chord with people young and old, fat and thin, gay and straight. At the same time, I’m interested in knowing what a movie like Tiny Furniture means to people who did grow up in Lena Dunham’s world and share her wavelength.

Miranda: I enjoyed our little inter-cubicle back-and-forth the other day, and I agree that Tiny Furniture should have been able to win over a fiftysomething critic as well as a new graduate. I guess it’s a knock on the film that it didn’t. But it had an extremely powerful effect on me, and if you look beyond the superficial aspects of the material and characters, it’s addressing something I suspect you can relate to.

I will admit that the film can appear a little glib, like so much indulgent, self-effacing mumblecore muck: It’s an ambling, tragicomic ode to well-off twentysomething ennui, centered around the sad-sack existence of a liberal arts grad moping around a Tribeca loft. So: eye-rolling understood. But there’s a much darker and more twisted story underneath, one that effectively captures the feelings of uselessness that define, as her character puts it, “post-graduate delirium.” It’s a sharp portrayal of the ugly feedback loop generated by the constant need for validation, and the self-loathing that inevitably accompanies that need. Aura is not seeking love, or sex, or even a job, really. She’s heard over and over that her parents’ wealth and success give her access to anything—that even if she makes something of herself, it may not be because of anything she has done. It goes deep, to the point where Aura may never know whether she’s actually any good at anything. What she really wants is for someone to tell her that she’s not a total waste of oxygen.

Is it shapeless? Or deliberately shaped to show us a heroine adrift? »

Mark Ruffalo Is on a Homeland Security Watch List

Who among us besides a high-strung lesbian mom played by Annette Bening could have any bone to pick with the sweet-natured, shambling Mark Ruffalo? The Pennsylvania Office of Homeland Security, apparently: In GQ's year-end issue, Ruffalo reveals that after organizing some screenings in the state of the natural-gas-drilling documentary Gasland, he was placed on a terror advisory list. "It's pretty radical," says the actor, who would probably make for the chillest TSA pat-down subject ever. [SF Gate]

Brighton Rock Trailer: Something British This Way Comes

Rowan Joffe’s Brighton Rock is an adaptation of Graham Greene’s thriller of the same name, which was first made into a film back in 1947. In the new version (set in 1964, not the novel's 1938), a young gangster with the great name of Pinkie Brown (played by Control’s Sam Riley) takes up with a sweet waitress named Rose (Andrea Riseborough), who's so in love with him, she’s willing to overlook the fact that he’s a total sociopath. See, Pinkie’s murdered someone, Rose knows something, and a redheaded Helen Mirren’s all up in their business (“Pinkie Brown killed a man and that puts the girl in the most grave danger!”). The goings-on and relationships aren't all that easy to parse, but that's possibly because we were totally distracted by how much Riseborough looks like Chrissy Seaver and kept expecting Kirk Cameron to jump out at any minute and tell Pinkie to start being nice to his sister.

Tim Burton on Twilight and His Own Two Upcoming Vampire Movies

This weekend, Tim Burton hosted a dinner at Royalton for his good friend Cherry Vanilla, a seventies groupie, singer, writer, and actress who just published a tell-all autobiography, Lick Me: How I Became Cherry Vanilla. In it, she details her many sexual encounters with men of rock, including a particularly lurid first time sleeping with David Bowie, for whom she acted as a publicist (see here). Anyway, we managed to squire Burton off to chat for a few minutes about Vanilla and his next couple of projects (only one of which will star Johnny Depp).

"I think some things are just a phenomenon and that's okay." »

Female vs. Male Nudity Onscreen: Why So Lopsided?

Yesterday's post on Anne Hathaway's nude scenes in Love and Other Drugs got a lot of you talking about the imbalance of male/female nudity on film: More specifically, why aren't there more penises on the big screen and cable? (Except for the errant Lucky Luciano penis, it's all boobs all the time on Boardwalk Empire.) Said MANGOPHD, "As someone who grew her own breasts, I must say, I'm tired of breasts on TV ... penis time folks." Our own David Edelstein chimed in to point out that "It's not beside the point that you can't have schlongs in an R movie. It's the whole, uh, ballgame in that respect." With the johnson off limits, is there any way to even the playing field? Or is the issue totally overblown? (Needless to say, no pun intended.)

Movie Review: The Nutcracker in 3D — One Stinking Piece of Coal for Your Stocking

Elle Fanning, so wonderful in the upcoming Somewhere, is no help here.

There are so many terrible ideas in Andrei Konchalavsky’s The Nutcracker in 3D that the terrible execution is almost irrelevant: Even if the film were well done it would still be a travesty. Start with the notion of reducing the amount of dance to about 45 seconds, axing most of Tchaikovsky’s score, and writing lyrics for what’s left, which is mostly iterations of “Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy.” Go on: Try singing something — anything — to “Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy” and see how awkwardly it sits (or stumbles) on the tongue. The lyricist, Tim Rice, squeezes two songs out of that over-familiar piece, the first, “It’s Relative,” sung by a miserable-looking Nathan Lane as the children’s mysterious uncle. Said uncle is now, for no reason I can discern, Albert Einstein. Nothing like trimming the Christmas tree with your Jewish relatives.

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Every Day Trailer: Liev Schreiber Gets Bored of His Basically Satisfying Life

“It’s hard, isn’t it? Parents, children, being married,” Helen Hunt says to Liev Schreiber halfway through the trailer for Every Day. Well, unfortunately, it doesn’t really look all that hard. Hunt and Schreiber play a couple who have been married for nineteen years and live with their two children and her father (Brian Dennehy) in the sort of comfortable domesticity movies have taught us brings about midlife crisis. In this case, the crisis is Schreiber’s alluring, more fun co-worker, played by Carla Gugino, who we assume will just eventually make him realize how much he loves his family, even if they are a lot of work sometimes. The trailer is polished; the actors are likable (Eddie Izzard is Schreiber's boss); there will probably be some nicely realized scene of domestic hubbub, and even some tear-jerking speeches, but you've seen all of it before .

Jim Carrey Will See Your Dysfunctional Family, Raise You

On Thursday, when you’re crawling under the dinner table with shame and ready to hand out Thanksgivies to both your drunk aunt and your petulant, ecoterrorist little sister, you might want to consider that your terrible relatives are actually something to be thankful for. Take it from Jim Carrey: “My grandfather was a major drunk … is it politically correct to say that?” he told us on Monday night at the Cinema Society and DeLeon Tequila’s screening of his new movie I Love You Phillip Morris, with a lot of glee and seemingly no concern as to whether he was actually being politically correct. “Okay, let’s say he had a ‘substance abuse problem,’” he went on. “And my grandmother had one too! It was hilarious on a certain level but then they would corner my parents and make them feel like crap for about three hours.” But young Carrey saw the silver lining. “Just when my father was red-faced and ready to leave, I would turn around and start doing impressions of all of them, and that’s how I turned to comedy as relief during the whole dysfunctional-family holiday thing!”

"Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of other drunken relatives" »

Jennifer Jason Leigh and Noah Baumbach Divorcing

Sad news for anyone who's over-invested in seemingly well-matched romantic partnerships between directors and actresses: Noah Baumbach and Jennifer Jason Leigh are divorcing, reports Radar Online. The couple have been married for five years, and Leigh co-starred in Baumbach's most recent films, Margot and the Wedding and Greenberg, the latter of which she co-wrote. One potential silver lining: At least divorce has paid dividends for Baumbach in the past, as he mined his parents' split to great effect for 2005's The Squid and the Whale. [Radar Online]

Mars Needs Moms Trailer: Where the Animated Humans Are Creepier Than the Aliens

Robert Zemeckis is poised to leave behind the motion-capture animation trend he helped pioneer, but in the meantime, the new film Mars Needs Moms (which he produced) is ready to take up his slack: namely, by continuing to plumb the uncanny valley in a deeply unnerving way. Directed by Simon Wells (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West) and based on the book by Berkeley Breathed, it's the sort of animated movie that's insistent that its human characters look as lifelike as possible, though it should be noted that the children's book it was based on actually embraced its cartoonishness. Once upon a time, the outlandish, space-set plot of Mars Needs Moms — a boy has to find and learn to appreciate his mom after she's kidnapped by Martians — might have required an animated approach in order to keep its budget down, but the booming effects industry and the expensive motion-capture process make the decision kind of a draw. Directors are actually making a choice to have animation that's as realistic as possible, but the point of animation is lost in the process: The result is a kind of cartoon that seems like it doesn't actually want to be a cartoon.

How Gratuitous Is Anne Hathaway’s Nudity in Love and Other Drugs?

When it comes to getting naked on-camera, some actresses do it, and some don't. Those that do inevitably explain that they are only willing to do so when nudity is fundamental to the story or the character, not just incidental or lecherous. In Love and Other Drugs, in theaters tomorrow, co-stars Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are naked a lot (or nekkid, as David Edelstein put it). So inevitably, Hathaway would like to be clear that the nudity is not at all gratuitous: "We didn't want to lose the film's energy in these [nude] scenes. And I think that is what resulted in the film. It's less of nudity and more of intimacy." We couldn't agree more! The movie, in which Gyllenhaal plays a drug salesman and Hathaway an artist with early onset Parkinsons, is about a passionate, intense couple, the kind of couple that wouldn't have sex or pillow talk under covers, arms clamped at their sides, firmly over the sheets. So to further Hathaway's argument, that the very naked Love and Other Drugs is naked because it has to be, artistically of course, we've supplied compelling justifications for all six instance of female nudity in the film.

Instance of Nudity: Breasts exposed during post-coital lounging. »

Australian Authorities Won’t Investigate Paul Hogan Anymore

Paul Hogan may or may not have concealed $37.6 million of undeclared income from the authorities by using offshore accounts, but now the Australian government has dropped its case against him, believing that the odds are slim he'd be convicted for the crime. The Crocodile Dundee star was detained in August for the charge after returning to Australia for his 101-year-old mother's funeral, though he eventually reached an agreement with the Australian IRS that allowed him to return to the U.S., where his family is. Though officials from the Australian Crime Commission have scuttled their five-year investigation into his finances, Hogan will still have to tangle with the Australian Taxation Office, which is demanding millions in back taxes. [ArtsBeat/NYT]

Don’t Ever Ask Jessica Alba to ‘Cry Pretty’

Writers were peeved at Jessica Alba after her recent statement to Elle that good actors never use the script, but now that Alba's full interview has been published, directors may have a bone to pick with her too. The actress blames many of her underperforming movies on "first-time directors," though Fantastic Four helmer Tim Story bears the brunt of her ire; according to Alba, his direction during an emotional scene almost made her quit acting. "[He told me] 'It looks too real. It looks too painful. Can you be prettier when you cry? Cry pretty, Jessica.' He was like, 'Don't do that thing with your face. Just make it flat. We can CGI the tears in.'" Said the newly self-doubting Alba: "And then it all got me thinking: Am I not good enough? Are my instincts and my emotions not good enough? Do people hate them so much that they don't want me to be a person? Am I not allowed to be a person in my work? And so I just said, 'Fuck it. I don't care about this business anymore.'" [PopEater]

Leaked: Daft Punk’s Tron Score Won’t Be Playing Much at Our House

Daft Punk, Tron: Legacy

Official release date: December 7

The Verdict: You'd better sit down for this (you won't be dancing anyway): Daft Punk's massively anticipated soundtrack for Tron: Legacy, which found its way online last night, doesn't sound much like a Daft Punk album. Despite early snippets that made it seem like more of the same from the French disco robots, it's mostly a (completely appropriately!) serious-faced orchestral score with sinister strings and occasional loud, farting brass (maybe DP performed an inception on Hans Zimmer). So it's fine for what it is, but don't put it on at a party.

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