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The CW today put in early orders for new seasons of 'The Vampire Diaries,' 'Gossip Girl,' '90210,' 'America's Next Top Model,' and 'Supernatural.'
Seems to us that she's on the same career arc as Pam Anderson.
We may be reading too much into this, but she appears to be dreaming of Jack Wagner's sexy embrace.
"[W]ho writes this crap? [I] have had bad scripts to work with, but this?"
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and some even-less-famous person have been fired from 'Melrose Place.'
Plus: Chow Yun-fat! Vampires! Korean gangsters!
We're quite sure this decision had very little to do with money and everything to do with artistic fulfillment.
One of the single best moments of my life was seeing Kimberly rip off her wig on 'Melrose Place.'
We do a line reading of old 'Melrose Place' dialogue to see how the show holds up.
"Who murdered Sydney?" doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "Who shot J.R.?"
Scoliosis! Amnesia! Missing pool boys!
He's not the only celebrity to have been felled by tuna.
Plus: Yep, they're doing a new 'Melrose Place.'
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