Steve Martin Would ‘Have Rather Died Onstage’ Than Taken ‘Predictable Questions’
"I have no doubt that, in time, and with some cooperation from the audience, we would have achieved ignition."
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"I have no doubt that, in time, and with some cooperation from the audience, we would have achieved ignition."
"As for the Y's standard of excellence, it can't be that high because this is the second time I've appeared there."
Uh-oh, someone posted a top-secret list of Steve's best ideas right on his own website.
"Must speak English, but not be the type when asked, “How are you?” that responds, 'I’m WELL, thanks ... '"
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"There were a lot of good jokes we had in there that they wanted to tone down."
In anyone's else's hands, this material would have died like the Oscar chances of 'The Lovely Bones.'
Mindless violence is still a-okay with the MPAA, but smoking a joint is cause for alarm.
"They are both fantastic. Steve actually gave me a lot of funny hints last year."
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