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@eatdorset thank you. 4:44 AM Sep 18th via web in reply to eatdorset
@Paulybrett shsss. That's just between consenting adults. 4:42 AM Sep 18th via web in reply to Paulybrett
I was merely setting it up with something to make myself feel better before the tsunami of abuse hits. 4:41 AM Sep 18th via web
the audience at the evnt will be invited to critique my performance in real time to the hash tag jayraynerispants. 4:41 AM Sep 18th via web
@R_McCormack only if you believe it deep in your heart. 4:40 AM Sep 18th via web in reply to R_McCormack
By way of explanation, the last tweet will feature as part of my event at Abergavenny this pm. Though of course it is true. Ithankyou. 4:38 AM Sep 18th via web
Jay Rayner is not merely witty and wise, but seriously hot too. I mean, I would. #jayraynerispants 4:37 AM Sep 18th via web
Off to Abergavenny and the sun is shining. Such bliss it is to be alive... 1:50 AM Sep 18th via web
@Sweet_asPie it's methods are mcs aPproved. We wouldn't have goen for a dodgy oen 12:24 AM Sep 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Sweet_asPie
@JoBarnesSauce of course that was a round of applaiuse for the forces of law and order. And yesn news broke at lunchtime. Where you been? 12:08 PM Sep 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to JoBarnesSauce
@JoBarnesSauce a round of applause? 12:07 PM Sep 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to JoBarnesSauce
@HERMANOPRIMERO do you know, I believe I do. 8pm wednesdays. 11:43 AM Sep 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to HERMANOPRIMERO
@Andrew_Howell please do. 10:16 AM Sep 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Andrew_Howell
Lots of reasons to hate the pope. Tonight its the effing traffic. 9:06 AM Sep 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@cikkiuk no. I am clean. 5:27 AM Sep 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to cikkiuk
@mirshad I don't believe its sold out. YET. So yes... 5:27 AM Sep 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mirshad
Preparing my performance for my Abergavenny slot entitled My Dining Hell, about reviews of bad restaurants. Anyone going? 3:52 AM Sep 17th via web
@sandieb321 well he's in demand, innit. Cos he's the last. 1:26 AM Sep 17th via web in reply to sandieb321
@simiansuter absolutely agreed 1:25 AM Sep 17th via web in reply to simiansuter
Tonight's One Show: the last sustainable eel catcher in England. 1:25 AM Sep 17th via web