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VictoriaCoren

  1. (See how I assume everyone on here is au fait with the latest Twitter controversies.)
  2. Now Keith Chegwin's used a Ken Dodd joke and he hasn't even got it right. It has to be the VICAR's letter box. Not just any letter box. Doh.
  3. @leeoades It wasn't a burger, it was a fried breakfast. And then later I had the pasta of the day. #dietgoingwell
  4. @marianneeleanor Well, yes and no. Instead of a column I've done a long piece for this Sunday's Obs about a grisly murder...
  5. @watsonandson Thank you. I miss him too.
  6. @kingofgames109 Well then you can afford to see a few cheap flops early with funny hands - only to try & hit big. Don't go crazy with 1 pair
  7. The web show from UKIPT Brighton: http://tinyurl.com/34wzfxa - first & let's hope last time I do a poker interview on the dodgems.
  8. @teh_kween Please... I think you'll find that is a deliberate and fashionable 'ruched' look...
  9. @kingofgames109 Depends how many chips you get. If not many, best to sit back early & not get too busy, then pick up the pace later on.
  10. @Matthew_Rudd Ooh, that's quite a good one.
  11. @planetmarshall You're right you're right, I only have myself to blame.
  12. @Chawqui888 I'm not sure - probably not at the weekend. Maybe Thursday. But don't know yet, sorry....
  13. STOP! STOP! STOP SENDING ME ANAGRAMS! I now know there are millions. But computers take all the fun out of it.
  14. @Matthew_Rudd That sounds more like me.
  15. Great news! The enormous baby bird has flown the nest at last. Weird coincidence; I think it must be on Twitter.
  16. I thought there were no anagrams of my name. @jrawson tells me it makes Carrot Invoice. I rather like that. If only I were a greengrocer.
  17. @jrawson No, but that's the only anagram anyone's ever managed to make from my name so hurray and thank you. Am definitely re-tweeting.
  18. @kevinunitt I can't I can't, too many people ask and I'm determined to follow only a tiny handful!
  19. @nett_jam Oh, thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed it. That's always very nice & reassuring to hear.
  20. @jamesky77 Both.