PartyLines- photographs by Patrick McMullan

Will hosting the Oscars hurt your chances of winning an Oscar for this movie? “I seriously doubt I’m going to win an Oscar.” —Alec Baldwin

—Meryl Streep (Getty Images)

Has this movie helped you figure out what women want? “Well, I guess a nice guy, but only after they’re 30.” —Steve Martin

—Tina Fey

—Rita Wilson

Have you ever woken up in a guilty ex-sex entanglement? “No, thank God, I have not.” Really? “I can honestly say I won’t again.” —John Krasinski

—Emily Blunt

—Justin Kirk

Are you ready for the Good Morning America early-morning wake-up call? “I will be.” —George Stephanopoulos “We have two kids. We’re up all night anyway.” —Ali Wentworth

—Elisabeth Moss

What’s your reaction to the film getting an R rating? “I hope that it’s known that it’s as soft an R as you can get. To equate us with Saw 4 is odd.” —Nancy Meyers, Director

—Mariska Hargitay

When are you and Alec going to be in something together? “I don’t know. At this point, I’d be happy just being his butt double.” —Stephen Baldwin

—Matthew Settle

Bikini waxes are mentioned in the film. Is that something ‘mature’ men and women think about? “I don’t have a clue. I’m not even touching that question with a ten-foot pole!” —Mary Kay Place

—Gayle King

Meryl Streep and Steve Martin both smoke weed in the movie. Have you ever seen your mom, Nancy Meyers, do it? “You know what? I’ve tried. She won’t give. She will not smoke weed.” —Hallie Meyers-Shyer

—Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Is it surprising that the film got an R rating for the one scene involving marijuana? “Highly surprising. I don’t think it’s a mystery that parents are smoking weed all over the country.” —Lake Bell

—Mark Indelicato

Did you have tips for your fellow actors on how to act high? “No, I actually learned some. You’d think after five years [on Weeds] I would be the professional.” —Hunter Parrish

—Michael Urie

Do you feel pressure when you act with Tina Fey on 30 Rock? “No, because I play her ex-love interest and literally the world’s biggest retard.” —Dean Winters

—Kate Schelter

If there were going to be a Survivor: New York, what would you have the cast do? “They could build their careers on the backs of others. If you can make it in New York City, as they say, you can probably make it on Survivor.” —Jeff Probst

—Peggy Siegal

Are you and Paul Dano a Brooklyn power couple? “I really hope not. It’s a terrible label! I don’t think anyone wants to be a Brooklyn power couple.” —Zoe Kazan

—Dylan Lauren

Have you ever seen your parents smoke pot? “Yes. I’m from Maine. There are a lot of homegrown botanicals up there. I went to Burning Man with my parents— their suggestion, not mine.” —Caitlin Fitzgerald

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