Does Dumbo’s Squarehead Have a Secret Admirer?

A copycat has taken over for a famed Dumbo robber. Plus, déjà vu at Astroland, tenant grievances in the East Village, and more in our post–Labor Day boroughs briefing.

Private Beer Garden Lies Beyond Four Locked Doors

Happy Oktoberfest, lucky ones!

McKibbin Street Cinéma-vérité: Mesmerizing, Terrifying

A mysterious video of a bunch of kids hanging around McKibbin Street spawns a new urban legend (in our minds), and more, in today's tour around the boroughs.

Red Hook Residents Already Groaning Over ‘Real World’ Invasion

The disingenuous denizens of Red Hook, the doomed views of the West 15th Street co-op dwellers, and the junk food–craving office gals of Long Island City, all wrapped up into our daily boroughs report like the contents of a vegan burrito!

What — or Who — Pooped in the Prospect Park Sandbox?

A mystery poop enrages habitués of a Prospect Park sandbox, the "Pride of Spanish Harlem" becomes its shame, and a very strange video emerges from a Bushwick barbecue. That and more in today's boroughs roundup.

‘Real Word: Brooklyn’ Will Not Be in BellTel Lofts After All

But it will still be in Brooklyn — plus the much-mocked Prudential broker of Bushwick and the new urban prairies of Clinton Hill, all in our Friday boroughs wrap-up!

Ikea Shuttle-Crisis Solved?

Plus the sad old buildings of the Bowery and Gowanus, the ecoartist of Bushwick, and the developmentally disabled clown lovers of Staten Island, in our daily borough report.

Williamsburg and Bushwick Declared City's Fattest Neighborhoods

You might not guess it from riding the L, but Williamsburg (and Bushwick) are New York's most obese neighborhoods.

East Side Vendor Owes City Thousands; Omega-3 Fatty Acids Are Everywhere

And a street vendor who owes the city $16,000 in fines, discounted wines at Country, and more, in our morning roundup of news and gossip.

Hipster Influx Already Affecting Bushwick Community Board

Roosevelt Island may not get its ferry so soon, the Rockaways may get a $19 mil library … and Union Square Park–goers will still get free hugs! Even more gets in our daily boroughs report.

The Look Book Comes to the 'Shwick

Kingsbridge may get the next fancy public toilet, Bushwick gets it own look book, and the Slope could get veeery stinky this summer. All in our daily boroughs report.

Notorious B.I.G. Biopic Returns to Bed-Stuy

The Long Island City sculptor behind last night's 'Gossip Girl' art, a possible hotel for part of Williamsburg's Domino plant, misplaced political graffiti in Bushwick, and more in our daily boroughs report.

Stuyvesant Town: A Landmark for a Brave New World

Also, guess which neighborhood has Brits buying, and who has been stuck walking a mile to do their laundry lately? Our daily borough news roundup.

Even Store That Sold CBGB Items Will Be Shuttered

Just because it's April 1 is no reason to doubt reports that a Trump luxury tower is coming to Bay Ridge, right? That and more, in our daily roundup of borough news.

Now Carrie Bradshaw Is Really Going to Need a Cell Phone