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Penny dumb, pound dumber

Mobile employees at this big international company already aren't entitled to a home office or use of a real office at a company location -- and with the economy going south, it's getting worse.

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It's all in how you ask

This pilot fish works for a small company that prints tags for the garment industry -- and that involves a lot of late-night tech support for partners on the other side of the world.

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Also, a stitch in time may save your job

Smoking is still allowed at this aerospace company when a construction project has temporarily moved these programmers right next to a group of facilities people -- many of whom smoke.

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It worked!

This retail company is seeing dismal profits due to the economic downturn. Fortunately, one manager sees the problem: too much lost productivity.

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Y2k-ready? Clock, yes; VP, not quite

It's late 1999, and this telecommunications company has a special gift for everyone who helped out on the Y2k project.

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A little TOO efficient

This data center is being relocated, and movers are scheduled to transport four $75,000 UPS units for the 600-mile trip. But it isn't quite going according to plan.

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Pick a card, any card ...

An IT staffer at one of this conglomerate's companies loads a password cracker to demonstrate that sister companies' servers are insecure, then brags about it. Reven -- er, corrective action, anyone?

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That would explain it

It's 7 a.m. at this engineering firm, and a senior pilot fish is the only IT guy around when a call comes in from the boss of the production department about a DVD burner that just won't work.

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Do as I say, not as I ...

Vendor sends this IT pilot fish a cheap 'thank you' gift for sending business his way -- and fish, who has never received any vendor gifts before, shows it to his boss to make sure everything is OK.

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Priorities

IT consultant pilot fish signs on with an outfit in Denmark -- and it's the most efficiently run office he's ever seen.

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Go away, kid, don't bother me!

A software vendor is moving its product from an old computer to a new one at the business where this pilot fish works -- but the vendor needs a little help.

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That's unusual?

Sitting at home one evening, sysadmin pilot fish gets a frantic call from a night supervisor at the manufacturing plant: "All the computers have stopped working."

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Probably through the dead-letter office

This regional retail chain relies heavily on fliers it mails to customers -- but not everyone is clear on how to use the customer list.

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The $6,000 lunch

This pilot fish is 'scholar in residence' at a local library that has just acquired a new Unix server -- and all it needs now is a firewall.

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It only takes one

IT director installs a new rack loaded with state-of-the-art servers in a new climate-controlled server room, and for months everything runs flawlessly. And then, suddenly, it doesn't.

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