Dec 15 2008Kim Kardashian & Marisa Miller want you to believe hot chicks like video games
Kim Kardashian and Marisa Miller attended the Spike 2008 Video Game Awards last night as part of their duty to trick gamers into believing women will sleep with them. The Geekologie Writer and myself being the obvious exceptions, of course. In fact, we're pretty confident it's going to happen soon. Yup, any day now. All that sex. Right here. - - Then again, we should probably purchase the latest games just in case. As Eliot Spitzer once said "To my credit card and vagina!"
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Reader Comments
1. clay - December 15, 2008 1:20 PM
The Geekologie writer ain't got shit on Kim Kardashian
2. Cinnie - December 15, 2008 1:23 PM
I'm a hot chick, and I play Warcraft like a mofo.
3. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
4. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
5. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
6. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
7. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
8. jacuzzi - December 15, 2008 1:27 PM
She is great
9. lolwut - December 15, 2008 1:27 PM
I thought you said they were hot
10. AJ - December 15, 2008 1:33 PM
What is the point of showing Kim if we do not see her ridiculous big girdle butt for amusement?
11. jumpin_J - December 15, 2008 1:42 PM
Kim, Marissa, I think yo hear me knockin, and I got Halo 3, bitches!
12. Joe - December 15, 2008 1:42 PM
Her blue-veined stretchy fake boobs are not giving me a blue-veiner.
13. O_o - December 15, 2008 1:44 PM
are you blind? they're hot as hell
oh now i get it u r not blind u r gay! that's OK we don't hate you :)
14. Pedro Sanchez - December 15, 2008 1:45 PM
I like her bangs.
15. RichPort's Ghost - December 15, 2008 1:49 PM
I don't know about you, but I always pick up the hot chicks at GameStop.
16. Sam - December 15, 2008 1:49 PM
Why's Kim there? Did somebody invent a video game that gets out mixed semen-urine stains?
17. Andrea - December 15, 2008 1:55 PM
One of the award winners said the new Mitsubishi 65-inch laser HDTVs really do give a lifelike image of Kim K's butt.
18. whatchaself - December 15, 2008 1:56 PM
I'd Like to bite Kim Kardashians ASS and let her drag me around for a week!! - She has the kind of frame, that would make her great in a Piggy Back Fight, Know what I sayin?
PAP!
19. WorldOfWarCraftGod - December 15, 2008 1:58 PM
Fuck the superficial writer women sleep with me all the time I have a level 60 shammy, and a level 80 orc. Hoard rules and the writer is jealous because I can sit home all day long and get paid to play so stop acting like a jealous fuck that your fagget ass sucks at video games. I will destroy you in any game you ever play you nancy boy!
20. Melvin - December 15, 2008 2:00 PM
I think KK is hot. What is wrong with me and is there a cure?
21. whatchaself - December 15, 2008 2:01 PM
19# WTF
Thats a whole other level of crazy I aint seen in a while.
22. Mandi - December 15, 2008 2:02 PM
So, I have a vagina, and I happen to also be a gamer. Now, not to toot my own horn, but I wouldn't put myself in the 'woofer' category. I'm kinda annoyed by this stereotype that pretty girls arn't gamers. Just cause I'm a girl, doesn't mean I can't pwn your ass! :D
And, yes, I like guys who game, as well.
23. squirrel - December 15, 2008 2:02 PM
Those bangs make Kardashian look 100 times better looking than normal. I am stunned. She'd look classy if the dress wasn't gold.
24. whatchaself - December 15, 2008 2:02 PM
19# WTF
thats a whole other level of crazy I aint seen in years.
25. Vince - December 15, 2008 2:07 PM
The nerds were excited until the got closer and realized it wasn't Counselor Troi.
26. mixedmartialartvideos.com - December 15, 2008 2:07 PM
Marisa made my day
27. Sharla - December 15, 2008 2:12 PM
Hot chicks do play games... A lot more now than 10 years ago, thanks to World of Warcraft and the like...
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
28. RichPort's Ghost - December 15, 2008 2:15 PM
#19 is a cyberdouche.
29. jo - December 15, 2008 2:15 PM
WHEN U R READING THIS DON’T STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES
30. morga - December 15, 2008 2:15 PM
Kim's hair looks great
31. joLover - December 15, 2008 2:17 PM
I am waiting for you #29 you will be the first time I have seen a girl in 5 years. I am so excited for our date.
32. jo - December 15, 2008 2:18 PM
WHEN U R READING THIS DON’T STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES
33. Pete Wentz - December 15, 2008 2:24 PM
SKANKS!!! both of them. HOT as shit though. if you'll excuse me, i have a "call of duty" in the toilet
34. slytheringal - December 15, 2008 2:29 PM
Please, lol. I'm an attractive girl, and I have a lvl 80 warlock. If you play WoW, look Lear up on Daggerspine.
LOTS of girls play WoW.
35. biteme - December 15, 2008 2:33 PM
i want to play with kim kardashian's xbox.
36. pinksneakers - December 15, 2008 2:40 PM
right, so kardashian's wig makes her look quite pretty. it softens that 'overdone' look about her.
and is it just me or does miller's head look like it is on some sort of stick stuck into her body in that dress? sorta like one of those cakes, where they stick a barbie in it and make a cake of a dress around her body, so just her head sticks out.
37. Lalalover - December 15, 2008 2:45 PM
Kim is lookin bangin' with the bangs. I'm glad she took my advice and got her hair did! You go girl :)
38. zane - December 15, 2008 2:51 PM
I'd love to pee in that wig.
39. Kit - December 15, 2008 2:56 PM
That wig is made out of genuine asshair. If you look closely you can see tiny bits of soiled toilet paper.
40. Mr. Jones - December 15, 2008 2:56 PM
Let's not kid ourselves. It's not the funk of nerd-boys that is attracting these skanks, its simply the scent of money. Video games are a billion-dollar business now. Of course these whores will be sniffing around, trying to snatch up some loose change.
41. slick - December 15, 2008 2:57 PM
Dude, Kim K is not even close to hot.
42. Alex - December 15, 2008 3:09 PM
You will see more and more Hollywood finally figuring out that gamers and nerds have a shitload of money.
43. Proud Mom - December 15, 2008 3:12 PM
My daughter is 12 and plays World Warcraft and she is very smart, pretty, athletic, and a true humanitarian unlike Kim.
44. True - December 15, 2008 3:15 PM
We do like video games. I'm addicted to playing Gears of War 2 with my husband. Oh yeah....
45. Fernanado Narcos - December 15, 2008 3:18 PM
When a chick's ass weighs more than an entire 12 year old child,she's not "hot".
She's a disgusting mudshark.
46. charles - December 15, 2008 3:19 PM
kim has totally had some work done. it looks like here nose especially and eyes had work. i can't tell if she is looking better or worse. in any case, i would consider her above average.
47. Holyfuck - December 15, 2008 3:27 PM
Damn I had no idea there were so many nerds out there.
Clearly #19 is having a hard time differentiating between the fantasy world and real world. Dude, put down the controller and go outside for some fresh air. Chicks sleeping with you is not the same thing as cutting a hole in this month's centerfold and fucking it.
48. wow - December 15, 2008 3:47 PM
she is GLOWING orange.
49. necessaryROUGHness - December 15, 2008 3:49 PM
They are both gorgeous women! its all come down on your personal taste which should be both!!!
50. Mr. Jones - December 15, 2008 3:50 PM
I'll put it this way: once any of these alleged "gamer" girls can go toe-to-toe with a random Japanese 10-year-old, then I'll start paying attention.
Hell... I'll make this easier. Put a contoller in their hand and see if they even hold the damned thing correctly, and/or boot up an Xbox. I'm willing to be reasonable here.
51. Superevil - December 15, 2008 3:53 PM
If you're coming on here claiming to be a hot chick who plays games feel free to leave a pic otherwise you're full of shit.
52. slytheringal - December 15, 2008 4:06 PM
I never said hot girl. I said attractive. I'm a dork and I made a my space page for my warlock, lol. I have pics of myself under the pics section.
www.myspace.com/learsunblade
53. bootlips - December 15, 2008 4:07 PM
Veiny tits.
54. lisa - December 15, 2008 4:26 PM
seriously - kim looks absolutley stunning in these pictures. you go girl!!!
55. spiritkittykat - December 15, 2008 4:45 PM
I'm a hot chick and I love games too! I'll play Fallout 3 and Bioshock (and also ANY old school game) until the world ends! Can't speak for Marisa Miller, but the Kardashian thing is gross.
And #51, here's my myspace if you so desire proof that girl's play games:
www.myspace.com/spiritkittykat.
56. dew - December 15, 2008 4:58 PM
I don't know who this other girl is, but she's quite attractive, and reminds me of what Jessica Simpson SHOULD look like. But I don't like her dress, it makes her neck seem even longer than what it already is on that long, lanky body.
57. Kerry - December 15, 2008 5:02 PM
kim looks just like her mother in the first pic!!
58. Randal - December 15, 2008 5:15 PM
Kim, you look beautiful in the pictures you provided The FISH!
Love the straight, black hair as it accents the added color of your skin tone and makeup, as well as brings out the darkness of your eyes; they swirl a love so warm.
All the best to you in the coming year!
Randal
59. Julie - December 15, 2008 5:18 PM
im decently attractive and im quite good at cod4 on the 360.
besides, these two broads are just at the VGAs for publicity. i doubt either one of them even knows what an xbox is
60. Ralph - December 15, 2008 5:42 PM
That dress on Marisa looks like a bondage collar. It should be attached to ankle cuffs to keep her in the corect position.
61. lindary - December 15, 2008 5:58 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
62. loved` - December 15, 2008 6:50 PM
hot ! i love her.... put she a slut! :(
63. duhfdiuh - December 15, 2008 6:50 PM
Umm I am a girl, I play video games (WoW) and I am considered "hot" by many. It's really not a big a deal.
64. curly - December 15, 2008 7:01 PM
you people are such douches. bangs bangs bangs. good christ. as far as I can tell, only ONE of you has mentioned that KK got a shitload of work done: her face looks quite different now (eyes and mouth, particularly the upper lip, possibly neck and chin as well) and trust me, its not just the fucking haircut. plus, she has lost a bunch of weight, apparently. she almost looks slim (except for the hips, which she is always gonna have, if there is a god that is).
"bangs". goddamn.
65. WTB - December 15, 2008 7:11 PM
Eat me, Superficial Writer. I'm totally hot and I play World of Warcraft, among other various geeky video games. AND I could totally kick your ass in Street Fighter II without breaking a sweat.
66. Ru - December 15, 2008 7:27 PM
What's going on with the bad Photoshop job around her waist..... C'mon