Bam Margera just returned from his honeymoon in Dubai with new wife Missy, but - as he was warned - going to the United Arab Emirates country was anything but pleasant.

Concerned that he was smuggling drugs in to the zero tolerance nation, customs officials searched him at the airport. Extensively.

They made Margera get naked and even examined his ass!!!!

All true. He talked about it this past Thursday when he called in to radio station 93.3 in Philadelphia.

Click 'Listen to the interview' to hear Bam recount the experience!

"They were checking my private areas for, like weed and stuff. I dont even like weed"

Why is it that I seem to recall some stir on the topic of Bam & Missy & Weed???... Well, at any rate, He's not stupid enough to pull a Steve-O and smuggle the stuff!

"So I guess they were waiting for us to come in because they checked every pocket of our clothes. They even tapped out our cigarettes to make sure it was tobacco. "Then they led both of us to a certain room, and we both had to get completely nude. I was like, 'Are they kidding?' "

They were like checking under my dick for something taped under it. I'm like, 'This is literally insane.'"

I also enjoyed Bam's comments on his 1 Year old "Book Worm" tattoo. I guess I hadnt noticed the O's filled with Heartagrams as he stated....