r/Jokes

I took my wife to a swingers club, I hope this wasn’t a huge mistake.

So after talking it over for the past few months my wife finally agreed to go with me to a swingers club. She wore a really cute skirt, so I knew she was more excited than she let on.

Anyway, we got there and the hostess greeted us and instantly could tell she was nervous so she offered us the use of a more private area so we could watch some of the other people a bit discreetly while we got comfortable with what happens there.

We ordered a couple of drinks and then got settled in and my wife began to relax bit and I could tell she was enjoying it more and more as time went on.

After a while another couple came over to our area and offered to join us and my wife enthusiastically said yes. Well, a couple drinks later and I’ll tell you my wife was relaxed enough that most of her shots were getting right on target and she was hitting her driver a solid 175 yards.

Anyway we’ll be going back to top golf next week and now I’m afraid she’s really getting interested in the lifestyle. A big thanks to the staff at Top Golf for turning the Mrs into a swinger. Now she’s shopping for a whole new wardrobe.

One says "does this taste funny to you?"

The other responds "no".

It was mid-February, but the weather had broken a bit so 4 golf buddies decided to get out for a round. Unfortunately it was Valentines Day.

As they are waiting to tee off Joe says “this is going to be a costly round. To get out today I had to promise my wife I’d take her to that expensive new restaurant downtown.”

Pete says: “I’ve got it worse, not only do I have to take her to a fancy restaurant, I’ve got to take her to see a silly romcom first.”

Mike chimes in: “I’ve got to do the movie, the restaurant AND that diamond bracelet she’s been wanting. What about you Dave, how’d you get out?”

Dave: “It didn’t cost me anything. I just rolled over this morning and said ‘Honey, the guys want me to go golfing today, but instead we could just lie in bed all day and make love.’ She said ‘dress warmly dear it’s still cold out there.’ “